Friday, January 14, 2011

B is for BATHROOMS

Bathrooms are the most awkward place in any public building. I'll talk about the unspoken protocols of the men's bathroom, and the mysteries of those of the women.

Friday, January 7, 2011

A is for AVERAGES

What's up folks! Today's video is about AVERAGES. It will come in five parts:

-Mathematical definition of averages (don't worry, nothing too complex)
-An example of what an average really is
-Averages in relation to weather
-Averages in relation to people
-Why would someone want to be 'average'?

I reassure you that the math part of the video will be short and easy to understand. I feel the need to reassure you because I am a HUGE nerd and engineering student...so it's imperative that I don't ramble on too long about numbers...because I love numbers.

Most of the video will be social commentary, as will be the case with all the paulosophy videos.

Look for it tomorrow! The vlog from yesterday is in the works.

BYE Y'ALL

Thursday, January 6, 2011

New channel added!

OH MY LORDY LORDY LORD.

It took me a whopping SIX tries to do it, but I finally uploaded the first video of 2011 to Youtube. Three times, Youtube gave me an "unknown error," and the other two, Windows Update restarted my computer before the video could finish uploading. WONDERFUL! Yes, I did finally figure out how to make Windows Update stop restarting my computer. I RESTART THE COMPUTER WHEN I DAMN WELL WANT TO!

Here are the rules for 2011:

Each and every week, the following videos must be created AT A MINIMUM:
Two personal vlogs, recorded on Tuesday and Thursday
An episode of Paulosophy published on Saturday.

Personal vlogs must be uploaded by 6pm the following day (so Wednesday and Friday).

Additional videos may be added to supplement these three weekly videos, especially Musical Monday videos, in which I bang on the piano.

I intend to stick with this plan until the end of 2011.

Paulosophy is a video in which I rant about important topics. The letter that the topic starts with shall advance forward once through the alphabet with each successive video. Since there are 26 letters in the alphabet and 52 weeks in a year, I shall completely pass through the alphabet exactly twice.

The proposed topics for Paulosophy are shown in the post below. They are subject to change, but I don't anticipate that they will change all that much.

AND THERE IT IS, SET IN STONE. This first week was a fluke because of the goddamn persnickety editing program and my computer being a general dirtbag. BUT NOW I HAVE THE BASICS DOWN so hopefully no more technical difficulties from here on out.

PAYCE